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Three man, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, 'You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I brought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.'
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, ' Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string if pearls and a trip to Australia. I figured if she didn't like the pears at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I love her.'
The biker then took a bid swig from his beer, and said, 'Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured that if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go F**K herself
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Three man, a doctor, a lawyer and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, 'You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I brought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.'
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, ' Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string if pearls and a trip to Australia. I figured if she didn't like the pears at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I love her.'
The biker then took a bid swig from his beer, and said, 'Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured that if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go F**K herself
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