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Three couples just married and stay at the same "For Sex" hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Jon the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Jon think to himself, 'Nurses are known to be hot and sexy.'
The second man married a telephone operator. Jon think to himself, 'Telephone operators have sexy voices.'
The third man married to a school teacher. Jon think to himself, 'Poor guy, teachers are frigid.'
The next morning, Jon report to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, 'Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'
Then, the operator's husband calls and sourly says, 'Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up.'
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, 'When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over again until we get right.'
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Three couples just married and stay at the same "For Sex" hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Jon the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Jon think to himself, 'Nurses are known to be hot and sexy.'
The second man married a telephone operator. Jon think to himself, 'Telephone operators have sexy voices.'
The third man married to a school teacher. Jon think to himself, 'Poor guy, teachers are frigid.'
The next morning, Jon report to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, 'Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'
Then, the operator's husband calls and sourly says, 'Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up.'
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, 'When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over again until we get right.'
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