Funny Jokes - Amy Wants To Die

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Old Amy was 93 years old this year who was disheartened over the recent death of her husband Sam. So She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over quickly, she took out Sam's pistol and made the decison to shoot herself in the heart.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone esle, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

'On a woman,' the doctor said, 'your heart would be just below your left breast.'

Later that night, Amy was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound on her knee.

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Old Amy was 93 years old this year who was disheartened over the recent death of her husband Sam. So She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over quickly, she took out Sam's pistol and made the decison to shoot herself in the heart.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone esle, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

'On a woman,' the doctor said, 'your heart would be just below your left breast.'

Later that night, Amy was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound on her knee.

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