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A man wearing a mask bursts int o a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f**king safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold real cash.'
'Don't argue with me or I'll blow your f**king head off!'
She obliges and opens the safe door.
'Take one of the bottle and drink it!'
'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously.
'Don't argue , just drink it' he says.
She then prises off the cap and gulps it down.
'Take out another one and drink it too!' he demands.
The girl drink another one.
Suddenly the man pulls off his mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...
Not that f**king difficult, is it? he says.
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[starttext]
A man wearing a mask bursts int o a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f**king safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold real cash.'
'Don't argue with me or I'll blow your f**king head off!'
She obliges and opens the safe door.
'Take one of the bottle and drink it!'
'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously.
'Don't argue , just drink it' he says.
She then prises off the cap and gulps it down.
'Take out another one and drink it too!' he demands.
The girl drink another one.
Suddenly the man pulls off his mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...
Not that f**king difficult, is it? he says.
[endtext]
A man wearing a mask bursts int o a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f**king safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold real cash.'
'Don't argue with me or I'll blow your f**king head off!'
She obliges and opens the safe door.
'Take one of the bottle and drink it!'
'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously.
'Don't argue , just drink it' he says.
She then prises off the cap and gulps it down.
'Take out another one and drink it too!' he demands.
The girl drink another one.
Suddenly the man pulls off his mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...
Not that f**king difficult, is it? he says.
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